Osama Bin Laden v. The Pope

When one thinks of the pope, a connection to Osama Bin Laden is not usually made. As impossible as it may seem, these two men are very similar. Osama Bin Laden and the pope, although extremely individual, are similar in many ways.
The pope is the head of the Catholic church. This position, currently held by Pope John Paul II, earns the immediate respect of millions of Catholics all around the globe. The pope is very rich and has many guards that watch him twenty four hours a day. He is considered completely holy. Anything he says is to be accepted as the undisputed will of God. The popes are usually Caucasian, but they travel all over the world spreading the good news of the Lord to believers and infidels alike. The pope is considered by most, especially Catholics, to be a worker of good; a servant of God tirelessly working to win souls to the Lord.
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