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Celebrity Babes and Beer
By Chad Damiani


Perv: What a turn on! Fan: I wonder how they feel inside?

I'm enjoying a pint at Rudy's when the topic of the fairer sex arises.

Yes, guys talking about women at a bar. Go figure.

The boys and I don't discuss our girlfriends, wives or the new sexy accountant at somebody's work - hell, we barely give lip service to the girl wearing hip-huggers and playing pool ten feet away. (Exposed thong - hot or whorish? Vote now.)

We talk about celebrities. Specifically, the Britneys, Christinas and Paris Hiltons of the world. The boys and I like them pretty, dim-witted? and only a few clicks past their eighteenth birthday.

Fan or Perv?



For those of you who can't tell the difference between perversion and fanaticism, check out these examples:

PERVERT: Did you see that hot kiss between Britney and Madonna?

FAN: Hey, when Britney kissed Madonna, do you think Britney was wearing lip gloss from her new line...