Nothing About Nothing

I have nothing to submit because I don't have anything. That is why I am on this website. To get stuff. Yeah, I like music. Yeah, I have nothing to write about. Yeah, I need a paper right now but I need to submit an essay. Is this 250 words long yet. I don't know if it is or isn't but I am going to try right now again to see if it is long enough. Hopefully it is long enough. What time is it, is it time to g...