My views on things

I do not have a paper to submit so what I am going to do is tell you a little bit about my views on some things. First of all, I am not joining this site for my benefit. I know how to write a paper. I am joining this site because my signifigant other lacks the brain capacity to graduate college without my help and would like a paper for an example. I am however, too lazy to write one so I figured I would take it upon myself to waste ...