My small, bent penis

I've got a problem, is what I think to myself at 7.30AM when I come to the realization that I have not packed my clothes yet and they are still outside on the line in the rain. I decide to adopt the she'll be right Aussie attitude as I wack on some wet clothes and start to shake violently from the cold.

I am a bit troubled when I arrive at Tim's to find Mark already there. Mark has normally got a bad sleeping in problem and is at least 2 hours late. He...