My life

I had a great history of lying to my parents, but the one person that I had immense difficulty lying to was my Mom. I believe that moms plant a bug in lying bugs in their children to detect if their lying. As the great Homer Simpson once said, “You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine”. But one day, I have triumphed in bypassing her indicator, I regret every second of it.
My parents are from Honduras (located in Central America between Guatemala, El Salvador, and Nicaragua) and now have 3 pieces of land and a house in it. The house has 2 floors, with one bathroom on the bottom floor, and 2 at the top. We also have a small balcony at the top floor with a set of stairs to give it easy access to the ground floor.
I love that house, maybe because it has many rooms and doors to hide.
My cousin, from Honduras, comes to visit to tell me about a party that’s going to be “banging” the next da...