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My boyfriend resembles a penny

Price increases have shattered the value of the penny to such a degree that it no longer facilitates trade. The fact that the penny is still in flow does not mean that it is useful. My boyfriend Sanel resembles a penny in such a way that he is nothing but an irritation. Even though the penny was worth over ten times what it is worth today, assuming that timing was correct before, this means that we should have eliminated the penny a long time ago. The penny is now worth so little that nobody even picks it up off the ground, everyone gives it away, donates it, nobody really cares about it much, and what’s worst, I don’t think anybody is really interested in keeping it. The penny, just like my boyfriend, does not serve any useful function.
To start, I must say that my boyfriend Sanel resembles a penny in such a way that it is kind of funny and embarrassing to talk about. Penny is not enough money for whatever thing and cannot buy anything, not even the cheapest thing. That is ...

Posted by: Darren McCutchen

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