Miscellaneous Stuff

A Modest Proposal
By: Jonathan Ojeda

It is not without a sense of irony that the reflections of past images often emulate the ever so detached present. Even here in contemporary America, a land of nobility and impartiality is the existence of the very minute few blunders that not so much prevent, rather inhibit complete success as a civilization. These minorities of problems are not of significant proportions, but very trivial in terms of weight. I have furnished clearly rational and most understandable remedies to the minuscule harms existing here in our homeland.
The exceptionally small harms, which oh so slightly influence the few people of merit in this nation, are distinguished by the rather bleak names that are given to them. One common example would be the poverty among the minorities, or lesser-advantaged races, and the lifestyle that exists due to scarcity of money. As we all know, not all were born into the god given right of being a white Anglo-Saxon Prod...