Life is silly

Life is silly. I was born into a crazy world where my father, or the man I believed to be my father, was in fact a man who favoured the opposite sex and never once had sexual relations with my mother. Oh woe. Alas that was not the end of my troubles, but then my true father showed up and later proved to be a man of questionable morals and ethics, or at least of low intellect when it came to being able to...