letter of a brainwashed mormon missionary

Dear Family,

This is going to have to be short. I have very little
time. So, I am
going
to give it to you in a nut shell.

My health isn't too great. I'm calling the doctor
today.

We didn't teach very much last week, but we are still
really happy and
animated. We know the Lord is blessing us and feel
that He will bless
us
with the family He has prepared for us shortly.

I shared some good things this mornin...