letter from Jesus

Dear sear or madam:

PLEASE FEED MY CHILDREN. On Sundays. Please, i would much rather you be open on Sunday and, oh, say, give all your profits to Jesus, than not be open at all and make Christians look like retards. If you want, you could be open on sunday but have holy men in each store, preaching the Gospel. Or donate the facilities to vagrants or youth groups or bingo clubs. Whatever you do, just find so...