Lacrosse and its affects on life

When I play lax it affects my life in many ways. It makes me wanna kill everyone that isn't on my team. It makes me very violent so therefore everyone should play the game. I wanna suck on my dicks. Dicks dicks dicks and more dicks I wanna suck. I wanna jam my stick in other peoples asses. I also love to score goals with my long hard pole. I wanna use it as a shaft to hit people with. It make...