Back to category: Miscellaneous Limited version - please login or register to view the entire paper. Kissing, Jurors I was cooped up in a hot courtroom all day today, doing my civic duty as an eligible juror. We had to sit through a long and boring selection process as the lawyers decided which of the 70 people would be the 12 to sit at the trial. I noticed that they were really pretty tough on jurors in the engineering field. Here is an unexaggerated* account of what happened when they found an engineer: Lawyer: So, Mr. Williams, I understand that you're an engineer? Mr. Williams: Yes, that's corre-- *Lawyer plunges a sharpened No. 2 pencil deep into Mr. Williams' left eyeball* Lawyer: Oh! I guess the Scientific Method didn't see that one coming, huh shithead?! *grabs a fistful of hair and slams Mr. Williams' head down on the desk for emphasis with every other word* Lawyer: Around HERE, we don't GIVE a FUCK about your SKILLS of REASONING! You just USE the FACTS that I GIVE to you! *knee to the stomach* Lawyer: I don't even have to prove that this guy really did it. I'... Posted by: John Mayes Limited version - please login or register to view the entire paper. |
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