Kiss my ass

Joe Cole is set to be given a chance to make his mark on Sven-Goran Eriksson's Euro 2004 plans after being earmarked as Paul Scholes' replacement against Denmark tomorrow.



The rugby world has been stunned by the retirement of the venerable captain of Australian rugby, John Eales. Whilst the Australian rugby administration ponders life without Eales, the Scots are celebrating a rare win over the Dutch. Despite being endowed with a team that has an abundance of natural talent, the Dutch were not able to counter the Scottish spirit and resistance.

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