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King Kong Becomes A Peeping Tom.

King Kong Becomes A Peeping Tom.

Jack Black is King Kong. Set back in 16 75 King Kong was a myth. He lived in the outskirts of Hong Kong. He stands 15 feet tall and weighs in at 350 pounds. People think he plays basketball but I don’t know what that does in the story.
Jack runs around looking in peoples trashcans, also peeps on people looking to fornicate. But the fornicating people call the police. They say “Help Help. King Kong has stroked my dong.” But the police would say Excuse me slow down I can under stand you. Did you say you’ve seen King Kong?!! The police would send old Officer Bufur to investigate the scene of the crime. Officer Bufur would say “Oh my gosh I bet I can tell you what happened the gi...

Posted by: Sylvia Schiavoni

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