Joon park

Relationships are a funny thing. I don't mean just girls and guys. I mean anyone. And I don’t mean acquaintances. I mean the type of friends you expect to know for the rest of your God-given life. The type that aren’t afraid to tell you you’re being a fucking moron, the type that stick around when your ass is getting dragged in the mud, that actually listen and respond to everything you have to say. There’s not a lot of these sorts of friends around but they happen.

I feel bad for the people that don’t have friends like that. I feel bad for the predictable people, those boring cliché archetypes – the bad boy who won’t call, the slut who can’t get it together, the college drop-out working at his parents’ business, the thirty-year old single guy who acts half his age, the teen girl trying to be twenty-eight, the gossip-talking getting-wasted-every-weekend credit-card-abusing mommy-hating spoiled rich easily-offended over-sensitive immature grudge-bearing child of...