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Thank you for acceptaing me into your family. I am so glad that your family loves me. I wouldnt want it any other way. I love to be with you mother and sister. They are both fun and wild. This here speach is for me to say I love you Man. I cant stand my family so I have officially joined your family. I would just like to say that this is the greatest day of my life. I love you so much, please never kill me. I dont want to die. I want to live in your family in your house with your mom and...