I don't have a paper

Hi, I don't have a paper, I'm sorry. They spring it on you, and expect you to have a paper sitting right in front of you, waiting to be put on the internet. Well, I wasn't prepard, and now I can't get an essay, oh well, I guess I'll have to try somewhere else. Wow, 250 words long. I'm surprised. I'm not quite sure how many I have written so far. I guess I could count. One, two, three...