How to write an essay

I am trying to find out! Please help me to do this. I just want to learn and not do this stupid essay. Why can't you just help me for free?

I don't know why you have to make me suffer like this. I have so much homework to do. I think I am repeating myself, but 250 words you will get, if it's the last thing I do.

OK here I go. This is so stupid. I think you are all stupid. You are not going to use this essay, so how come I have to write it? Can't you just gi...