How to survive Teachers in one day!!!

This is written for those of you who didn't stop to think 10 years ago when you started school. Because you didn't, you're now faced with these brainless aliens commonly called teachers. So what do you do to survive the next few years? Well you could drown them but that seems rather pointless after already investing the best years of your young, social, teenage life, in their countless hours of boring mumbo jumbo teaching, building mountains of pointless homework and watching their age grow rapidly to its highest peak.
No one is an expert on student survival skills. If they say they are, they really need a reality check. The ideas expressed in this guide are just on ordinary teenage girls' opinion. This may appeal to most of you are or have already gone through this. This guide is a good way of knowing what worked and what didn't and give you an advantage of my knowledge. The first piece of my knowledge is:
Always keep a positive attitude
This very important. How t...