How to Jerk off a Cow

First you take the cow nipples and rub-a-dub dub the milk into a pial. Now here is randomly typed nonsense. Once upon a time there was a goose, Billy opened the door and saw there was a monkey eating a boot, loud Metallica started to play and they all danced for 20 years, they became wrinkly old poeple and shat there pants, the end. Wait theres more, i must get this up to 250 words, my bad, well after the monkey stopped dancing...