How to Get Women

Here's how to get women:
Be a man, and talk to people
Dont' lie to women, and just talk to them, and don't say dumb things and give them roses, and just sing to them, and write songs about them and play those songs in the band that you have, and go to her work and ask her out, and remember one thing: don't say stupid things like: Will you be my Valentine? yeah, that is so gay, she'll dump your sorry butt off at the store if you tell her...