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How to Get a woman

Here's how you get a girl that you really like, but you don't have the nuts to go up to her and ask her out on a damn date cause you're a wussy and that's all there is to it, man. First off, you go up to her and tell her that you like it, because you have the nuts big enough in the first place, anyways, am I right? Well, you go up to her, and you ask her what the hell she is doing this Friday. If she says, "I don't know...", then she is kind of telling you that she would do something with you this weekend, but not directly telling you this. So once you hear this, you say, "Well, do you want to do something with me, so we can go and smack our asses till the sun did rise?". Naw, don't say th...

Posted by: Janet Valerio

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