how to be ghetto

As you can see I am trying to write mad words.
Its hard to do this because i really need my paper so i am trying to write as small words as a i can. a man was walking in brooklyn and he needed to be gangsta. So he busted a cap in this cops ass. Then another person came up and busted a cap in his ass. He atcually did more than one because he wuz mo pissed and ...