Hello dog and cat and man

Hi i am a dog. The dog is a cat but the cat does not exist. So the man ate the cat and the existance of both the dog and the cat did not exist. So the chinese man ate me, which I am a dog or a cat. So in order to exist on the paper of the world, they did not kill the man. yet the man did not kill any human beings. So why did the man kill the dog? It was a mystery. So another word, the dog was cubed up in its own paradox. Tradgecally no one was hurt. But e...