Grandma Dobbs

oh no don't tell me,you tripped and fell
oh no,don't blame me,i have a different story to tell
you say you cant remember the last time
i say it's such a waste
you say you can't begin to
look in my eyes with a straight face
of course,it started-so very well
and of course,it ended-heads began to swell
actually forget it-i got what i came for
you say,you regret it-what did you need me for
would you go and dim the lights love
end of the sh...