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Macdonald's food is really good. So is Burger King and Wendy's, but I don't like it sometimes because sometimes it gives me gas and I don't like gas, because when you have gas you fart and farting smells. Pretty much no one I know likes the smell of farts. They are nasty and sometimes can sneak up on you if they are quiet farts. Well anyway, these restaurants can also be social events but watch out because these social events can turn into huge farting contests to see who's...