Follow the Son!

Lately, all the people who have been 'born again' work in advertising. Don't believe me? Drive past a local Church and get a load of the numerous kooky slogans displayed on the billboards. While some of these slogans have made me chuckle, I have yet to come across one compelling enough to get me to go to Church. And if you want complete honesty, some of them are downright disturbing.

Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
Why do I get uncanny feeling that if I enter that particular place of worship, some crazed Reverend is going to be waiting at the door for me with a Shotgun? Of course, he wouldn't make me pay for the ammo it takes to off me. Or the bottle of jack he had to consume beforehand. Or the gas for his white Astro van that he's going to need to hightail it out of there.

People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
It's not going to be boiling hot, is it? Because one time I took a bite of some boiling hot soup and ...