Final Fantasy 7 : Cinderella. A scripted Parody, Part One

The Cast of FF7 do: Cinderella!

Cinderella: CLOUD STRIFE
Prince Charming: AERIS GAINSBOROUGH
Fairy Godmother: SEPHIROTH
Ugly Sisters: BARRET WALLACE & CID HIGHWIND
Shoe Carrier: TIFA LOCKHEART
Evil Stepmother: RUFUS SHINRA
Narrator: YUFFIE KISARAGI
Director: VINCENT VALENTINE

Backstage:

Cloud: No fair… I had to dress up as a girl in FF7 too!

Aeris: *giggles* but you look so cute as a lady!

Cloud: That’s… not the point. I’m scared that if this happens too often I’ll start doing… feminine things…

Sephiroth: If it’s any help, at least you don’t have to wear fairy wings…

Cloud: True… but I still feel stupid.

Barret: YOU feel stoopid? Wha’ ‘bout us? We’re the fools who gotta look like clowns!

Cid: Shit yeah, I better get a god-damn strong cup of tea for this!

Tifa: Here, I made you one already. *winks* Don’t forget to drink it like a lady and extend your pinky finger~!

Cid: …

Vince...