Farting

Farting is something everyone does, everyday. I especially do it everyday, no matter if in public or wherever. I especially like the loud farts, so everyone immediately knows it was you, and because it's a real ass blaster. Silent but deadlies are also fun too, since they make everyones nose-hairs cringe. I leave those a lot as well as loud ones. I usually say safety afterwards because if I don't, I'll get punched in the arm with people chasing me yelling doorknob, until I touch a doorknob.
I've never held in a fart and don't plan on doing so. Farting is a way of life, and ...