Family Guy Quotes

ois: peter, we have a serious problem we need to discuss.
peter: oh, jeese, this isn't another one of those interventions, is it?
(goes to flashback in kitchen with everyone standing around peter)
lois: peter, you've been wearing that giant foam cowboy hat for eight months now. please, for your family, take it off!
peter: hey, i can take this hat off any time i want! i just don't want to!
(everyone moves in)
peter: get away!!!


peter: okay, okay, here...