Fake Essay

This happens to be an essay about nothing. I have been trying to locate some essays on the internet about the Rainforest, and every site that has one requires me to pay for the essay. I don't want to turn in the essay, I just want to write about it. So just let me look at your rainforest essays, dammit. So somehow I have to make this fake essay at least 250 words long. I find that this is a waste of the time I could be u...