Environmental Satire

Everyone in today’s world is worried about the environment. There are so many differences in opinion about what to save, what to bulldoze and what animals are becoming endangered. So how can we save ourselves from the fiery feuds and uprisings regarding this subject? Well, for starters, if there’s no environment to live in, people won’t have a whole heck of a lot to complain about or attempt to save. This is why it’s my belief that we should simply bulldoze everything. Humans have been known to flock to sandy beaches, so wouldn’t it be positively lovely if the entire world was one large area to build giant sand castles? There’d be a decrease in plant life and trees that some may complain about. However, for shade these oddballs could always turn to their trusty umbrellas and since there would be ...