Entice my precocity

HIS tongue swelled, and thick and fast filled his mouth as he gazed pop-eyed at the enticing triple-layered whipped cream-endowed pecan pie---and abruptly knocked his head into the fore glass-window of the delicassen/pastry shop.

BRILLIANTLY setting the cheddar into a spring-load trap to entice an uninvited houseguest of the rodent variety, he suddenly had a hankering for cheese and his mouth formed a deep black “O” as he howled in pain for his throbbing fingers, skipping from toe to toe.

DERIVA...