Don't Bother Reading This

If you are a user of this website, I highly recommend that you not waist your time reading my essay. I only wrote this pitiful drab so I could register, as I highly dislike the idea of giving up the rights to any of my real essays.
Hmmmmmm. I wonder if this scrap of words passes for an essay to whatever automated registration checker this site uses. I think it just might. Hmmmmmm. Well, it seems that this ...