Cover Letter

Dear Ms. Maizey:

I became interested in becoming a McKinsey business analyst after learning about the position from Ms. Kimberly Linton, a member of the Florham Park office, as well as from the McKinsey presentation held on campus. As a senior at the Wharton School, I am searching for full time employment upon graduation in the consulting industry.
Business anal-sit sounds like a good job title I would like to tell people I have, especially if it is McKinsey who gave it to me! Look at me pretty pretty business analyst analyzing the business, oh so pretty oh so pretty. Not enough profit you say, why don't you just increase your revenues and decrease your costs you buffoon! Hahaha, now you owe me two hundred thousand dollars. But sir, I could have done that myself why did I hire you to do tell me that. I don't know maybe because you are buffoon, now seriously where is my two hundred thousand my boss is coming around later and I need to pump my productivity to meet quota. If that is...