corporate culture

Kalypso: i want to be fit by the spring so i can run around in half shirts and daisy dukes.

Big Joe: in spring i want to run around in wife-beaters or mesh shirts

K: we'll come to work, wearing semi-matching outfits. you in a wife beater, me in daisy dukes.

B: that would be classic! i'm going to grow shlong hair at the same time

K: okay, and i'm going to buy some jellies (rubber shoes)--pink.

B: those rule! you can dress up as a suburban mall chick who only dates big black guys and wears a pacifier and carries a teddy bear around. you'll have to dye your hair blonde, though...

K: nah, i'll just curl it and spray the fuck out of it. it'll be so tall and so stiff, you'll be able to climb up to the balcony on it.

B: i'm gonna get a tattoo on my chest of a battleship

K: i'm gonna buy a purse and some lipstick. also, let's not forget the lee-press-on nails, painted pink, of course. i'm gonna giggle all the time in a high-pitched, light-headed, sort of way.
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