Back to category: Religion Limited version - please login or register to view the entire paper. Contrasting the four Gospels Thank you all for attending my super soupy speech today. I know you all would rather be tending to your pets or making model airplanes, but what I have to say today will enhance your life through a technique I like to call “Foid Gras”. The last time I did this trick on someone, they couldn’t help but say I was on fire with the Lord! He suggested to me that I too take this procedure on myself and try to cool down into a good being of thought. The way I serenade myself with water while reading my favorite chapters of St. John’s gospel, it puts me into a euphoric state. Bear with me today folks, for I have gone to the trouble of setting up the sprinklers in this room in order to soak you while I read. Imagine that the water isn’t just water, but tears of joy from God (water beg... Posted by: Andres Cisneros Limited version - please login or register to view the entire paper. |
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