Comparison of book one of the Iliad to the WWFWrestel mania

Tonight on the starting line up we have “Stone Cold” Steve Austin Vs. Triple H
Austin why do you argue my authority? Because you are ignorant and won’t even fight with your own army, and besides that you kidnapped the beautiful Trish Stratus. You have a wife you do not need her. Oh, but she is so stunning and perfect I do need her. Besides Austin there is no need to fight as long as I have you the great Austin on my army. You are the greatest warrior there is.
Brooker T steps in
Why do you fight each other you want a fight I will fight both of you at once. Stone cold grabs a chair and slams it into Brooker Ts head Triple H then jumps off the ropes and on to Brooker T. The Brooker is down for the count, but wait a minute he is getting up I will see you to in the ring later tonight.
Mick Foley enters the ring
Triple H please give my sweet innocent daughter Trish back. No I will not I plan to make her my slave. Then take this Booker T’s money in her exchange pleas...