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Commercial for Slaughterhouse-5

Salesperson: Hi there! Did you ever wish that you could travel freely through time, with no limit to the order of which you can live or relive your life? Just like Billy Pilgrim? Did you? Well you can’t. Because Billy Pilgrim is a fictional character and this is real life. But you can pretend to, with this (show VCR/DVD player). Now I know what you’re thinking, “Come on Salesperson. It looks like just a plain VCR. I have one in my house already.” Well yea, it could be just some “plain VCR,” if you have the creativity of a Xerox machine. But if you have even the slightest bit of imagination in you, you can clearly see that this machine could be the key to al...

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