Citizen McKane: A Trip to McDonalds

When i was little and had no sense, I took a wiz on an electric fence. It hurt so bad that it shook my balls and I took a crap in my overalls. This essay is fake please do not use it.
One time I looked in the mirror while i was naked. I saw up my butthole. It blew my fucking mind.
Then one time at band camp i stuffed a flute up my pussy. The metal gave me a rash and it has closed up since then. Ah, youth.
So William Randolf Hearst...