Can’t We All Just Get Along: A Proposal for Peace

There is a grave national crisis occurring all across the nation. Children everywhere are committing acts of hostility in their schools. Fifty-seven percent of public elementary and secondary school principals reported that one or more incidents of crime or violence occurred in their schools and were reported to law enforcement officials. Ten percent of all public schools experienced one or more serious violent crimes. Schools are no longer a safe haven for children but are now considered war zones where victims are abundant and violence is the enemy. This problem should be solved because this becoming a common sight every where a person goes.
I intend to end these ridiculous horrors that are becoming so common. There is but one solution to combat these tragedies that affect so many people all over America. It is a simple and modest proposal that no one can refuse. We must remove the parents from their children and have them grow up with out them.
Since parents are obviou...