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I do not have an essay. The only reason this appears before you is because I need to use the resources that this website has to offer, and the only way to gain access to them is to first submit and essay of my own. It makes sense that they would ask that I help contribute to help keep this a free service, but that they require that I do work in order to avoid doing work seems rather idiotic. What the fuck?! This is taking way too long. This is bullshit. If I have to type any more words once I finish this sentence, I'm gonna go smoke a bowl then come back to it. God dammit. I'm running out of shit to say. Why the fuck do I have to do this shit! I just w...