Best Man Speech

Today I am standing here as the brother and Best Man, and for those of you who don't know me, my name is PAUL, or PAUL WOULD YOU LIKE A DRINK ?

Please feel free to come over later and say hello.

This is not the first time today that I have got up from a warm seat with a piece of paper in my hand !

I was a bit nervous about getting up here and speaking to you all, so I prepared a few lines, and now after snorting them I feel fine !

I'm sure that you will all agree that it was a lovely ceremony this afternoon, very moving, so much so, that even the wedding cake was in tears !

I would like to take a few moments to say how lovely the BRIDESMAID looks today, and I would like to propose a toast to Inger, Kristin's bridesmaid.
[ SKOL to Inger ]

Well it's an honour to be Robby and Kristin's Best Man. As soon as Robby...