An non-essay essay

I don't have an essay to submit! Really, I don't have anything to submit whatsoever. I would like to view just one of the papers on this site and I think that the prompt to join the site is rather misleading. It does not state that submitting one of my own essays is required to join the site until one reaches the bottom of the page where one creates a new account. I really would like to see the one paper, so I hope the powers-that-be will forgive me for writing this poi...