Acceptance

A few years back I was invited to a swanky works do at a top hotel in Leeds. That afternoon was probably the hottest of the year and to cool down before the ceremony, myself and some others decided to take a dip in the hotel pool. Upon arriving at the pool, we were quickly aware it was inhabited by two fairly smart looking girls. I decided to act cool and take a jacuzzi.
Making sure eye contact was prevelant, I lay down and proceeded to look for the button to shoot bubbles around the vitals, all the while smirking casually and eyeballing the ladies. That was when I real...