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I like cheese. Cheese is very yummy. I also enjoy eating apples. Don't you? They're so wonderful. It makes me giddy inside talking about them. IHOP has great food. Don't you think? Yes. You do. Admit it. I also enjoy Cream Savers. YUM! YUM! Why do these bears torment me so much? WHY? Why do they eat my mashed potatoes? And why is my refridgerator always so empty? Darnit.
There's no, denying, we're driving. Anywhere but home. Anywhere but the land of snakes and penis. We can make it on our own. Man, Slash makes some yummy crumpets.
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Posted by: William Katz

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