A day at the office

The clientele that we work with is a rough bunch of people to say the least. About 90% truck drivers, construction and factory workers. Being in South Carolina they are mostly rednecks so I am pretty used to them and the shit they usually bring with them. Until today….

I get this weird child molester type looking fellow this afternoon that I have to give a drug test to. From what I can tell he could be slightly retard or extremely stupid but neither of these traits is unusual. After every instruction I give t...