“The Questionnaire”

While reading greeting cards at the drugstore today I over heard a conversation between two men. One said, “She could have avoided a beating by not getting involved with him in the first place.” To which the other man replied, “Yeah, she should have seen the signs, I mean she mush have known he would hurt her.” Picking up another greeting card to read I stated loudly “Yeah, she could have used magic and consulted her Crystal Ball too … Right Boys?” Startled by my comment they darted for the door leaving their items behind. Immediately I wanted to add them to the “All Men are Assholes Club, ” Instead I decided to go home and type up a little questionnaire, kind of like a “poll” for men. The questionnaire was simple and contained three questions:

1) Do you think women know if a man is Domestically violent? Yes/No
2) Reading the above question again, do you think there are warning signs? Yes/No
3) Domestic abuse is a crime, should be taken on a ...