"It's Not You, It's Me" Letter

"It's Not You, It's Me" Letter
Version 2.0
Dear [their name],
By now, you must realize that I am gone, and that I am not coming back.
Don't feel responsible-it's not you, it's me. My [ busy career / expensive drug habit / intense racquetball
schedule / fascination with on-line pornography ] prevents me from committing to a serious relationship.
Besides, you deserve better. You deserve someone who appreciates all of y...